sext: I bought you concert tickets


Whenever I write the word sweet I have to double check the spelling and make sure I didn’t write sweat, because yuck, and sweat is salty not sweet

Be a real man and eat your girl out without her having to ask you to.

I’m still stressing about how I ignored the best looking, most brilliant guy on Earth because I was too socially awkward. :(

if lucifer needs someones consent to enter their body then so do you

like 16 hours of sleep put in last night.

i didn’t sleep all night